(liza) Full-Deckisms

Hi Dad!
I've been up all night - it's almost 6 now (ugh). Just found this funny funny list "Not playing with a full deck"-isms. Along the same lines of yesterday's hysterics. God that was funny, stomach's still hurting. Mom's perfect use of "Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top" still the ultimate though.
Love Liza

If they made hats the size of his brain he would be wearing a peanut shell.

Little red choo-choo done jumped the track.

She's one banana short of a fruit-salad.

His slinky's kinked.

The cheese has slid off his cracker.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

He doesn't have both chop sticks in the chop suey.